It’s finally time for you to cease your incessant wondering and stressing about carry-on bag sizes, weights, and dimensions. …no, there’s still no standard. That’s right, Shocked Batman, that’s what we said directly above your question meme. But, there are a lot of theories about why that’s the case…
Historically speaking, since the deregulation of the airline industry, what’s really been missing from the general consumer’s flying experience is snowflake-ness. Each and every airline should have the chance to express its unique snowflake-itude by getting punitively creative with carry-on bag sizes. –Otto Von Bismarck
Certain airlines look to punish and confuse their customers as general business practice. Non-standard carry-on bag sizes are a great opportunity to fulfill that mission. –Orville Wright
I hate when I’m on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle –Kanye West (Yep. He actually said this.)We’re not entirely certain who’s slipping Kanye unwelcome and oh-so-demanding water bottles, but you can for sure stop stressing about carry-on bag sizes.